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"Thou Damned and Luxurious Mountain Goat" T-Shirt
Part of James Bartelle’s “Fairest Creatures” series, currently featured in the lobby this season at the New Orleans Shakespeare Festival at Tulane.
Outrageous, irreverent, and unmistakably Shakespearean—the “Thou Damned and Luxurious Mountain Goat” T-Shirt takes one of the Bard’s most colorful insults from Henry V and turns it into a bold fashion statement. With eye-catching artwork by James Bartelle, this tee is perfect for those who prefer their wit with bite and their wardrobe with personality.
Made from ultra-soft cotton and designed for a modern unisex fit, this shirt is equal parts comfort and chaos. Wear it proudly to rehearsals, readings, or wherever a little dramatic flair is required.
Product Features:
100% soft cotton (fiber content may vary by color)
Light and breathable (4.2 oz/yd² or 142 g/m²)
Retail fit for a clean, flattering shape
Tear-away label for extra comfort
Runs slightly small—consider sizing up for the best fit
Size Chart (in inches):
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 | 8.9 |
| M | 20 | 29.02 | 9.18 |
| L | 22.01 | 30 | 9.45 |
| XL | 24.02 | 31.03 | 9.73 |
| 2XL | 25.99 | 32.01 | 10 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 10.4 |
